Ares plays Flappy Bird

One summer's afternoon on Mount Olympus......

Ruby:What are you doing,Uncle Ares?

Ares:I'm playing Flappy Bird.I wanted to beat Apollo's high score of 9999 so he could stop bragging.

Michael:But Uncle Ares,you'll rage if you fail!

Ares:Damn it,Michael!Why say that?

Michael:I've played this game before!

Ares:For heaven's sake,stop complaining!If you do I'll make you cry for the rest of your life!Let's start the game!

A few moments later......

Ares:This game sucks!

Ruby:Try again,Uncle Ares.

Ares:Ok.

15 minutes later......

Ares:Nooooooo!!!!!!!!

Crystal:You're a noob?

Ares:Shut up!

2 hours later......

Ruby:It seems you're doing better,Uncle Ares.

Ares:Don't distract me,Ruby.I'm just......(Flappy Bird death sound)I was so close!

Crystal:(sighs)I can't stand it.