The“Oh no,they’re dead”joke

One April fools day on Mount Olympus......

Zeus:It’s April fools day,what prank should I pull this year?

Ruby:What about the “Oh no,they’re dead”joke?It works every time.

Crystal:No,don’t do it!

Zeus:Great!Who shall we pull the prank on?

Ruby:Hmmm......Great Uncle Poseidon!

Crystal:What?No!He will get upset about......

Zeus:Perfect!Let’s do this!

(Telephone ringing)

Poseidon:Hello?Who is this?

Zeus:It’s your bro,there is an emergency.

Poseidon:Emergency,what emergency?

Zeus:The kids were playing with sharp weapons.I mean our weapons.They’re bleeding!Oh no,they’re dead.

Poseidon:What?!I will be right back home this minute!

A few moments later......

Poseidon:What am I looking at?The kids are alive and talking!

Zeus:(laughs)Happy April fools day,bro!You always fall for this joke!

Poseidon:What?!That was a joke?Stand here,let me beat you up as a punishment!

Crystal:Calm down,Great Uncle Poseidon,it’s not really a big issue!

Poseidon:I will not calm down unless I had beaten up your grandfather!(starts hitting Zeus)

Crystal:(sighs)I can’t stand it.