Zeus calls the police

One fine day on Mount Olympus......

Crystal:Grandpa,you seem unhappy.Are you looking for something electronic?

Zeus:Yes,my darling,is there a mobile phone?I want to call the police.

Crystal:Grandpa,yes,here you are.

Zeus:Thank you,hee hee hee!

A few moments later......

Policeman:What's the matter,sir?

Zeus:AHEM!My brother Poseidon was in hospital!And Mr Bean is teasing him!

Policeman:Who are you?

Zeus:I am Zeus!

Policeman:Where are you?

Zeus:On Mount Olympus!

Policeman:How could I go up there?

Zeus:Hmph!