The best moments of Ares and Ruby

1.Knife accident

Ares:Ruby?

Ruby:Yes,Uncle Ares?

Ares:Could you grab a spoon for me?I need it to have breakfast.

Ruby:Yes.

A few moments later......

Ares:What have you got,Ruby?

Ruby:Here's your spoon,and a knife for me.

Ares:Thanks,Ruby,but why do you need the knife?

Ruby:To slice of my fingers.

Ares:Ok,it's no problem......What?No!

2.I am not your messenger

Ruby:Uncle Ares?

Ares:Yes,Ruby?

Ruby:Could you do me a favour?

Ares:Yes,what is it?

Ruby:Could you tell Great Uncle Poseidon that I love him?

Ares:(sigh)Go tell him yourself,I’m not your messenger.

3.Ruby gets a pair of new shoes

Poseidon:Ruby,we’ve got something for you.

Ruby:What is it?

Poseidon:Ta da!A pair of rose pink shoes for you!They are comfy too!

Ruby:Honestly,I don’t......

Ares:(groans)Just take it!

Poseidon:Aw man,they look lovely on you!You are definitely my pink lady!

Ruby:I know.