A guide to giant language

Good evening,ladies and gentlemen,I am Crystal.Have you ever met a giant just like Iapetus?If you do,then you’re lucky.But what if you don’t understand what is he/she saying?Don’t worry,I will teach you how to understand giant language.

Word meanings
Ist=is

An’=and

Ya=you

Dumb bolts=(Sorry,it’s bad language for giants)

Phrases
“For the sake of a thousand cog wheels......”=“OMG”

“My batteries are low”=“I’m hungry”